Friday, September 23, 2005

Art Appreciation for Adults

Sauntering into Tim’s room, 14-year-old Ron saw the words “- An art form” on the partially hidden TV-screen. Soon, he was throwing up the sandwich that he had gobbled earlier.
Years and 2000 films later, looking at his hirsute pot-belly, the blond writhing under him with the camera whirring, he realized that pornography WAS art!


Written as part of the 55-word story tag from Dhammo.
Megha "considered it sweet revenge" when she passed it on to Dhammo. But I am not someone prone to vengeance and so I am leaving it up to anyone who wants to attempt it. But I do hope that people like Dumbs, Shwe and Hathirpithi will try. Mebbe the likes of Vindy and Praveen might even do a humorous tale. But I am tagging no one!

16 comments:

D said...

you just wanted to shut us up, didn't you?!
sounds like irvine welsh meets trichy bus stand magazine, if you know what i mean ;) !

Manoj said...

But of course, what's a 55w tag mela without a tribute to RonJ? And to think that most of the tagged stuck to the profound, and the remaining few to crap like movie gossip!! :)

anantha said...

Dhammo: I think I get what you mean.. lol... nice one.. Irving Welsh and Trichy bus stand magazine! I still remember that one in the corner close to the gate. That guy always thought he was doing me a favor when I went to him and asked him for the latest copy of the Outlook or the Sportstar!

Manoj: lol... it was not so much of a tribute! I am positively revulsed that he could be what he is! Who gets off at the sight of RonJ? The ladies? Eeeewww! Did you know he has a wiki page for him? :p

Manoj said...

Just a Wiki page? Heck, I even saw a documentary on him recently (hey, don't judge - bored mid-week, late-night, channel surfing ends on premium channel). If I remember right, one of his explanations for success was that regular guys watching porn could relate to him. Apparently the sight of a hairy fat bastard nailing beautiful women enhanced the experience for them. Plus, you have to remember - It's not the size of the gut, but what lies underneath that matters. In porn atleast. :)

anantha said...

Manoj: LOL... The everyman Frank Barone described himself a few days ago in a Raymond re-run! What does he mean by the regular guy relating to him? I sure don't wanna see even his face on screen! Would spoil my appetite for the next month!

dev2r said...

Why would you be looking at RJ's(or aynbody's) face in a porn movie? You think pornstars get roles for their chiseled faces? :b

Ravages said...

HOW DO I GET ON THIS BUS? SOMEBODY TELL ME, TAG ME. WHATEVER.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS, THE KEY'S STUCK AND I HATE TO HOLD THE SHIFT FOR AN ENTIRE PARAGRAPH

anantha said...

CC: I am leaving it up to anyone who wants to attempt it - Does that give you an idea? lol...

Harish said...

hehehe!! good one!!

gvenum said...

dude! Indian cricket fiasco per apki vishesh tippani? I meant as a post. I want to see how everyone perspective. What say?

anantha said...

gvenum: All comments reserved till committee meets! Too much talking going on, that whatever i wanted to say has been said...

thennavan said...

Anti, by now you would have seen my post to know why I could not respond to your message :-)

anantha said...

Thennavan: Ya, I figured that out. Am reading your post right now :)

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